Funny stories

Travelling always means having a lot of fun. And I would like to share it with you although it is sometimes hard to express it in words:

UMF: This is the abbreviation for 'Unique Manuka Factor'

PANCAKES: The idea of preparing pancakes in the hostel might not be aufh a good idea. We finally ate dough with a lot of Nutella.

Little Chinese and his Noodlesoup: Imagine Séverine and me sitting in the YHA Wanaka playing UNO when suddenly a Chinese guy takes a seat next to us and starts eating his noodlesoup out of the pan. Now imagine that his head was actually in the pan and that the only thing we hear is the slurfing of his way to eat. However, now imagine his head coming out of the pan with noodles sticking on his cheeks. And then finally imagine what happens when Séverine and I can't stop laughing...

Breakfast robbery: we were sitting outside and eating breakfast with the stunning view on mount cook. And there was another lady that suddenly asked us if she can have some bread. Of course wr gave her some and I even gave her zhe butter but the lady stood up, walked around the table and grabbed our expensive Queenstown Philadelphia. So far so good but after she almost finished it up I decided to interfere to save our Philadelphia. Well, I was to late, our Philadelphia had disappeared.

Christmas Lollipop man: a lollipop man is the guy called who holds the signs 'stop' and 'go' during roadworks. It is a shit job and therefore they decided to make some fun about it by wearing Santa Claus costumes.

SHREK: This is the name of the Merino Sheep in the advertisement of Merino products.

COOLING BOX: forgetting the cooling box in the hostel and realising three minutes before the bus departs. Thanks to a great service we even got it back!

CHILDREN'S SWING: it took me 28 seconds to get out of the swing. I am definitely too old for playgrounds...

The symbol of New Zealand's air force is a Kiwi bird. It can't even fly...